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oxygendestroyer) wrote2021-08-09 10:20 am
oxygendestroyer) wrote2021-08-09 10:20 am
Items - WCB
Tradeable:
A Metal File: Keep those tusks trimmed!
Torgue Poster: A poster featuring whoever this is.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Vuvuzela: A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Bashmobile: A tough looking toy car that’s the bane of ankles everywhere.
Boxing Gloves: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
Miniature Kit: A box containing everything you need to paint your own toy soldiers*! *Paint not included. Simon's
Ammunition for Crescent Rose: Rounds for a high-impact transforming sniper-scythe.
CL4Pscrap: A random piece of junk or scrap metal?
Moxxi-Brand Playing Cards: Each of the face cards has been replaced with a pin-up of a woman wearing a lopsided top hat.
Prom Portrait: A gold framed photo of Parker and her date at prom. Parker's
Hyperion Pistol: OH GOD IT'S--oh. It's just a plastic prop. Eye-seeringly yellow.
$500 Worth of Gummy Worms: A giant bag full of gummy worms.
Umbrella: Handy for keeping dry, I guess? Or you could hit someone with it kind of hard.
Faygo: Fizzy delicousness. This bottle comes in cherry flavor!
Shovel: A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
Demonfire Dagger: A black hilt with an elegant sakura design hides this tantō blade... seeing it makes you want to go wild. Majima's
The Complete Works of Taylor Swift: A small portable music player with the entire discography of one artist.
100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container--they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven?
Katanas: A pair of dual katanas with pink handles. Time to hack and slash!
Swimming Trunks: A colorful pair of men's swimwear.
Ryoko Funko Pop: Its black, beady eyes stare into your very soul.
Nicecream: The frozen treat that warms your heart. The stick on each bar has a lovely compliment that's revealed once the icecream is eaten.
Squill Syrup: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is red and comes in an oval decanter. Part of a complete breakfast.
Moomin Plush: What else is there to say? Pleasantly large and huggable.
Glitter Bomb: An unmarked tube that explodes in a cloud of glitter when opened.
Giant Pencil: This thing is definitely taller than you. ME HOY MINOY!
Parkour 101: A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.
Cheese Basket: An assortment of delicious cheeses, crackers, and sliced meats.
Arctic Cowboy Brand Deodorant For Summer Sports Perspiration: For when you don't need your ripeness giving away your position.
Sword of Fathoms: A barnacle-encrusted falchion with a yellow eye in the hilt and the penchant for drooling salt water.
Spandex Pants: The tightest of tight pants, excellent for doing body rolls.
Flash Bang: Shield your eyes unless you want to get blinded for the next week.
CL4Pscrap: A random piece of junk or scrap metal?
Memorabilia Shirt: "I survived the Hyperion Heroism Academy and all I got was this lousy shirt."
Psycho Mask: Some kind of gas mask? It smells like undefined meats.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Axe: A one-handed axe. Watch where you swing it!
Butt Stallion Figurine with Enhanced Mane: Perfect to brush and braid, if not for the fact it's made out of solid diamond! Every child's dream toy!
GameChild Plus: A small handheld gaming system with ten available games and an ever-dwindling battery life.
Cigarette Pack: A pack of Hi-Lite brand cigarettes, full up and perfect for dramatic brooding.
Hello, My Name Is ____: An empty nametag, with some glitter markers and fun stickers to decorate it.
Cassette Tape: A slimy cassette labelled 'Casey Brinke: Operating Manual part 1: Introduction to powers and abilities', contains instruction on how to use a 'bio-surge'.
Plastic Light Sword: A shitty knockoff lightsaber toy. They didn't even bother making the flashlight part look like anything but a regular flashlight.
Ghost Lantern: A lantern that burns souls as fuel.
Towel: Fluffy and warm and dries like nobody's business. Always know where it is.
Tinky Winky Teletubby Costume: A mascot costume of a mildly terrifying children's TV character.
Vuvuzela: A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Boomerang: Make sure to catch it when it comes back to you!
Swimming Trunks: A colorful pair of men's swimwear.
Cup Noodle: The perfect, self-contained meal. In delicious curry variety.
The Little Black Dress: An all-purpose classy piece of formalwear.
Hyperion Rifle: OH GOD IT'S--oh. It's just a plastic prop. Eye-seeringly yellow.
Keep:
The Good Stuff x2: A classy looking bottle with a faded label. It's green. Smells very alcoholic.
A Metal File: Keep those tusks trimmed!
Torgue Poster: A poster featuring whoever this is.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Vuvuzela: A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Bashmobile: A tough looking toy car that’s the bane of ankles everywhere.
Boxing Gloves: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
Ammunition for Crescent Rose: Rounds for a high-impact transforming sniper-scythe.
CL4Pscrap: A random piece of junk or scrap metal?
Moxxi-Brand Playing Cards: Each of the face cards has been replaced with a pin-up of a woman wearing a lopsided top hat.
Hyperion Pistol: OH GOD IT'S--oh. It's just a plastic prop. Eye-seeringly yellow.
$500 Worth of Gummy Worms: A giant bag full of gummy worms.
Umbrella: Handy for keeping dry, I guess? Or you could hit someone with it kind of hard.
Faygo: Fizzy delicousness. This bottle comes in cherry flavor!
Shovel: A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
The Complete Works of Taylor Swift: A small portable music player with the entire discography of one artist.
100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container--they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven?
Katanas: A pair of dual katanas with pink handles. Time to hack and slash!
Swimming Trunks: A colorful pair of men's swimwear.
Ryoko Funko Pop: Its black, beady eyes stare into your very soul.
Nicecream: The frozen treat that warms your heart. The stick on each bar has a lovely compliment that's revealed once the icecream is eaten.
Squill Syrup: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is red and comes in an oval decanter. Part of a complete breakfast.
Moomin Plush: What else is there to say? Pleasantly large and huggable.
Glitter Bomb: An unmarked tube that explodes in a cloud of glitter when opened.
Giant Pencil: This thing is definitely taller than you. ME HOY MINOY!
Parkour 101: A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.
Cheese Basket: An assortment of delicious cheeses, crackers, and sliced meats.
Arctic Cowboy Brand Deodorant For Summer Sports Perspiration: For when you don't need your ripeness giving away your position.
Sword of Fathoms: A barnacle-encrusted falchion with a yellow eye in the hilt and the penchant for drooling salt water.
Spandex Pants: The tightest of tight pants, excellent for doing body rolls.
Flash Bang: Shield your eyes unless you want to get blinded for the next week.
CL4Pscrap: A random piece of junk or scrap metal?
Memorabilia Shirt: "I survived the Hyperion Heroism Academy and all I got was this lousy shirt."
Psycho Mask: Some kind of gas mask? It smells like undefined meats.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Axe: A one-handed axe. Watch where you swing it!
Butt Stallion Figurine with Enhanced Mane: Perfect to brush and braid, if not for the fact it's made out of solid diamond! Every child's dream toy!
GameChild Plus: A small handheld gaming system with ten available games and an ever-dwindling battery life.
Cigarette Pack: A pack of Hi-Lite brand cigarettes, full up and perfect for dramatic brooding.
Hello, My Name Is ____: An empty nametag, with some glitter markers and fun stickers to decorate it.
Cassette Tape: A slimy cassette labelled 'Casey Brinke: Operating Manual part 1: Introduction to powers and abilities', contains instruction on how to use a 'bio-surge'.
Plastic Light Sword: A shitty knockoff lightsaber toy. They didn't even bother making the flashlight part look like anything but a regular flashlight.
Ghost Lantern: A lantern that burns souls as fuel.
Towel: Fluffy and warm and dries like nobody's business. Always know where it is.
Tinky Winky Teletubby Costume: A mascot costume of a mildly terrifying children's TV character.
Vuvuzela: A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Boomerang: Make sure to catch it when it comes back to you!
Swimming Trunks: A colorful pair of men's swimwear.
Cup Noodle: The perfect, self-contained meal. In delicious curry variety.
The Little Black Dress: An all-purpose classy piece of formalwear.
Hyperion Rifle: OH GOD IT'S--oh. It's just a plastic prop. Eye-seeringly yellow.
Keep:
The Good Stuff x2: A classy looking bottle with a faded label. It's green. Smells very alcoholic.